Stomach problems

Thou shalt not sleep on a full stomach.

Thou shalt not wait til too bloody damn hungry then eat.

Thou shalt avoid raw foods of all kind.

Thou shall stay away from shell fish of most kinds.

Thou shalt always carry gastric reflux meds, gastroentritis meds with thyself at all times.

Thou shalt not overstuff one's own stomach.

Thou shalt shun caffeine, dairy stuff which aggravates bloating n gastric reflux reactions. (think alcohol okie as long as with mixer huh? *guffaws*)

Thou shalt learn to drink hot drinks (like old man bf) instead of being an ice coke ice chocolate ice anything loving maniac.

Thou shalt search for a tummy transplant procedure.

Thou shalt not smoke so much, else i foresee myself contracting stomach cancer like Gramps did.

I hate my stomach.
*buRrrP Burrp BUUUuuuUUuuRP*

Sounds like a bullfrog in the house.
*BroUpor burp*

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